> LOVE this!!! Have a great Laugh!!!
> Observations on Growing Older
>
> ~Your kids are becoming like you…
> …but your grandchildren are perfect!
> ~Going out is good.
> Coming home is better!
> ~When people say you look “Great”…
> they add “for your age!”
> ~When you needed the discount,you paid full price.
> Now you get discounts on everything…
> movies,hotels,flights,but you’re too tired to use them.
> ~You forget names …but it’s OK
> because other people forgot
> they even knew you!!!
> ~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose
> is now 15 and you have a better chance
> of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
> ~You realize you’re never going
> to be really good at anything …. especially golf.
> ~Your spouse is counting on you
> to remember things you don’t remember.
> ~The things you used to care to do,
> you no longer care to do,
> but you really do care that you
> don’t care to do them anymore.
> ~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair
> with the TV blaring than he does in bed.
> It’s called his “pre-sleep”.
> ~Remember when your mother said,
> “Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident”?
> Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!
> ~You used to say,
> “I hope my kids GET married…
> Now,“I hope they STAY married!”
> ~You miss the days when everything worked
> with just an “ON”and “OFF”switch..
> ~When GOOGLE,ipod,email,modem ….
> were unheard of,and a mouse was something
> that made you climb on a table.
> ~You used to use more 4 letter words ….
> “what?”…”when?”… ???
> ~Now that you can afford
> expensive jewelry,it’s not safe to wear it anywhere.
> ~Your husband has a night out with the guys,
> but he’s home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P.M.
> ~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve read it.
> ~Notice everything they sell in stores is “sleeveless”?!!!
> ~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
> ~Everybody whispers.
> ~Now that your husband has retired …
> you’d give anything if he’d find a job!
> ~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet …
> 2 of which you will never wear.
> ~~~~But old is good in some things:
> old songs,
> old movies,
> And best of all,OLD FRIENDS!!
>
> Love you,“OLD FRIEND!”
> Send this on to other “Old Friends!”and
> let them laugh in AGREEMENT
