:THIS IS FUNNY

                A woman had just returned to her home from
an evening of church services,when she was startled by an intruder.. She
caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled:
‘Stop! Acts 2:38!’
                (Repent and be Baptized,in the name of
Jesus Christ ,so that your sins may be forgiven.)

                The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman
calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

                As the officer cuffed the man to take him
in,he asked the burglar:‘Why did you just stand there? All the old lady
did was yell a scripture at you.’

                ’scripture?’replied the burglar…‘She
said she had an Ax and Two 38s!’

                Send this to someone who needs a laugh today
and remember:Knowing scripture can save your life –in more ways than one!